From the authors:

Anything and everything at this website, including all content, commentary, images and jokes (the good and the bad…ok, mostly it’s just bad) are NOT the opinions of the authors, but rather are the opinions of aliens.  Lots of aliens.  Aliens who most likely shall remain nameless.  Eta Carinae  V838 Monocerotis  Magnetic Monopoly

We, the authors, can’t control what they say (in fact, it’s difficult to get them to shut up…go ahead, you try), and take no responsibility for any of their comments, content and/or actions.  Uh, we mean “we accept no liability” for any of their comments, content and/or actions.  Uh, what we really mean is DON’T BLAME US IT’S NOT OUR FAULT DON’T SUE US SUE THEM INSTEAD BUT GOOD LUCK SERVING PROCESS ON AN ALIEN THAT LIVES IN AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT AND RARELY IF EVER LANDS EXCEPT WHEN TWO FICTIONAL TEENAGERS MAKE A WISH UPON THEM.

Uncle Scott:  I don’t think that’s going to work.

Uncle Brian:  Nuts.  Okay, let’s try that again, shall we?

From the authors:

These aren’t our opinions, rather the opinions of fictional characters.  So, DON’T BLAME US!

Uncle Scott:  Kinda short, wouldn’t you say?

Uncle Brian:  Nuts.  This is harder than it looks.  How about this…I just saw it at the beginning of my “Tron” DVD…

From the authors:

This website is for entertainment only.  The views and opinions expressed in this website are those of fictional characters and do not necessarily reflect the views of the authors.

Uncle Scott:  You saw that part about “website” on your Tron DVD?

Uncle Brian:  Well, no, I mean I took the language modified it to fit us, duh.

Uncle Scott:  Which Tron?

Uncle Brian:  The new one…I just got it from the library’s “no one wants to watch this but we have a million copies of it” bin.

Uncle Scott:  Any good?

Uncle Brian:  Well, I’m having trouble watching it as instead I’m writing this disclaimer language…

Eta Carinae:  Enough already!  This site’s already boring enough without this diatribe…

V838:  Yeah, why do we even have this page?  It’s not like anybody’s going to sue us.

Eta:  Yeah, you’d have to have visitors for that to happen.

V8:  *chortles* Yeah, they think people actually visit this site!  Actually read it!

Serenity:  Guys, just “borrow” some language from cracked.com:

DISCLAIMER: All characters, names and places used in CRACKED Quantum Spin Doctors fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are fictitious and are used herein for the purposes of comment, criticism, parody, pointing out political and/or social injustice or any other purpose through which humanity is held up to the ridicule it frequently deserves. Any similarity to real people, without parodic purpose, is a coincidence. All trade names, product names and trademarks of third parties, including any trademarked characters, used in CRACKED Quantum Spin Doctors fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are used without the authorization of those third parties, and are used only for the purpose of parody and identification. No sponsorship, endorsement or affiliation by or with those third parties exists or should be implied.

Malcolm:  Yeah, I mean everything else from this site is borrowed from them anyway…

Uncle Brian:  That’s it, I quit.

Eta:  Good, now maybe we’ll get some real writing…

V8:  Hey Brian, can I borrow that Tron DVD?