Well, we don’t really think anyone reads this site (they just look at the pictures…or, well, maybe not), mostly because it never gets any traffic (Mom, is that your IP address I see in our server logs?  No?  Oh, must be a search engine spider!  Or, a, uh, typo).  But in case anyone ever actually visits (thanks!  nice to see you!), here’s the rules:

1. Terms

By accessing this web site, you are agreeing to be bound by these web site Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, or if your jurisdiction does not allow you to visit this site, or if this site is banned in your jurisdiction, or if any of the materials on the web site do not comply will all applicable laws in your jurisdiction, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site. We figure you pretty much know who you are, and what you can do.  If you shouldn’t be reading this, then go away!  Sorry about that.  We hope that anyone and everyone can read this, but the world can be a strange place sometimes.  The materials contained in this web site are protected by applicable copyright and trade mark law.

2. Use License

Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the stuff on Quantum Spin Doctors’s web site for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license, not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not with out the express, written permission of the authors:  modify or copy the materials; use the materials for any commercial purpose, or for any public display (commercial or non-commercial); attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on Quantum Spin Doctors’s web site; remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials; or transfer the materials to another person or “mirror” the materials on any other server.

This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions and may be terminated by Quantum Spin Doctors at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic or printed format.  So there.

3. Disclaimer

This language is in addition to the language in our Disclaimer page.  We’d put it all on one page, but we’re too lazy.  Actually, we figured it was more likely you’d read that page and this one if they were separate, shorter pages.  Like increasing the chance from about 0.00001% to 0.0001%, we know.  The materials on Quantum Spin Doctors’s web site are provided “as is”. Quantum Spin Doctors makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. Further, Quantum Spin Doctors does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its Internet web site or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site.  And if you think our site is accurate, likely or reliable, we’ve got a bridge to sell you.  Or at least lease to you.

4. Limitations

In no event shall Quantum Spin Doctors or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption,) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Quantum Spin Doctors’s site, even if Quantum Spin Doctors or a Quantum Spin Doctors authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.  In other words, don’t sue us.  It’s not like there’s anything to sue us for, anyway.

5. Revisions and Errata

The materials appearing on Quantum Spin Doctors’s web site could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. And, let’s face it, that’s pretty much the majority of our content.  Quantum Spin Doctors does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site are accurate, complete, or current. In fact, they’re quite likely not.  Quantum Spin Doctors may make changes to the materials contained on its web site at any time without notice. Nyah, nyah, nyah.  Quantum Spin Doctors does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.  No comment…that would be just too easy.

6. Links

Quantum Spin Doctors has not reviewed all of the sites linked to from this web site and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site, even though we’re sure the quality of their site is better than ours (not really hard to do when you think about it). But at least we’re honest about it.  The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Quantum Spin Doctors of the site. Use of any such linked web site is at the user’s own risk.

7. Site Terms of Use Modifications

Quantum Spin Doctors may revise these terms of use for its web site at any time without notice. And, knowing us, we will.  By using this web site you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these Terms and Conditions of Use.

8. Governing Law

Any claim relating to Quantum Spin Doctors’s web site shall be governed by the laws of the State of Ohio without regard to its conflict of law provisions, and any dispute relating to the web site shall be heard, dealt with and done exclusively in the courts located in beautiful Cuyahoga County, Ohio, United States.  It’s always warm here.  And dry.  And sunny.  That’s why we live here.  At least one of us.  The sane one.