From QSD affiliate V8 IS GREAT LTD.
One slightly used Mars Spirit Rover
Cellular/Wireless/Text packages sold separately
WiFi model only
Spirit shown after dusting off by V8 IS GREAT LTD.
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IN STOCK! Sold by V8 IS GREAT LTD.
ONLY ONE MARS SPIRIT ROVER IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE! BUY NOW!
(Opportunity Rover available shortly)
PICK-UP ONLY! See description below for pick-up directions.
Buyer must show in advance ability to pick up product.
This is the WORLD-FAMOUS Mars Spirit Rover, as seen on TV!
And now, this is YOUR chance to own a piece of history!
(Slightly used and dusty. Product sold AS IS with no warranties.)
Ladies and gentlemen, V8 IS GREAT LTD. is proud to present the (slightly used, with dead batteries and pretty much full of dust blocking its solar panels) famous Mars Spirit Rover! We’ve done our best to preserve this wonderful servant of humanity. Our technician has dusted it as well as he can (have a heart…that Martian dust is sticky) and did his very best (at least all he could do before lunchtime) to recondition it to its former splendor.
“Well, I noticed that it’s power was down a bit,” states our technician, “so I added, you know, a little more power to the equation…”
“Then, well…uh…,” our technician coughs, “it still needed, you know, a little something. Those NASA folks are great (and btw, we believe the original NASA manufacturer’s warranty is still good, but you will have to return it to their shop for all warranty maintenance) and all, and they build a wonderfully sturdy product, but uh…” He uncomfortably hesitates. “It’s not the sexiest thing in the world…so, um, I made a few, uh, improvements…”
REMEMBER – PICK UP ONLY! ONLY ONE FOR SALE! FIRST BUYER GETS IT!
Coming soon! – Opportunity!
Directions for PICK-UP
Ok, this is easy. First, go to Mars
Then (be sure to bring your Android phone with Google Mars loaded), use Google Mars to get directions to Spirit:
Follow the directions and you’ll find the Spirit right here:
Just be careful once you’ve picked it up…be wary of hitch hikers…
Note from QSD
Qualified buyers must contact V8 IS GREAT LTD. directly for pre-approval of pick-up status.
Good luck with that.
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